Women, Sit Pretty or Go Cook, But SHUT UP

Think this is the Conservative idea of gender equity?

I can just hear it now, "A thousand bucks for Cheney and see, we charge the same thing for Mrs. Laura Bush. If you're in a couple, it's $2,000. See, we Conservatives believe in fairness."

So... lets see what Laura Bush believes in:

Helping America's Youth
There is absolutely no denying that caring, connecting and committing to children makes a positive impact on their lives. That's not Parenting Nobel Prize material, it's just common sense.
I found nothing new on their website. For instance, did you know that "Research has shown that supportive relationships are crucial to the well-being of youth."
WOW. Who would have ever thought that?????!!
The program's initiative is to "...to raise awareness about the challenges facing our youth, particularly at-risk boys, and to motivate caring adults to connect with youth in three key areas: family, school, and community."
Do we really need a Federal initiative to do that? I mean, do we really want people volunteering to help in the lives of children if they won't be bothered to read a newspaper, a church bulleten, or attend a PTA meeting?

Global Diplomacy
I actually had to read this page all the way through. I was darn surprized that global diplomacy pretty much amounts to traveling to other counties, filming a scene on the Indian Seseme Street, and eating at formal dinners. Oh, and also getting gifts.
Gee, if global diplomacy is that easy, maybe I'll do that over my summer vacation.

Reading is important.
As a former public school teacher and librarian, the First Lady has only to say about Education that... reading is important. Take a look for yourself... click here to read her note about education. America's education rates are dropping like gas prices going up. Other countries are leaving our science and technology in the dust. College tuitions are going up while aid is getting cut.
Until I read her note, I gave credit to Laura Bush for being a teacher and librarian.
After reading it... I'm glad she's a former

Women's Health and Wellness Heart disease is the number one killer of women in the US.
Knowledge, exercise, and eating well is the best prevention.
Oh, and you can also get her recipe for Smoked Shrimp with Mango Salsa and Carrot Muffins there.
Honest. I couldn't make this up.

Preserve America
(OK, for the record.. after reading the recipies above, I really expected to see more here for jams and jellies.) There's a $1.000 cash award for a history teacher from each state.

Authors and Books
In case you missed it earlier, reading is important. There are links on this page to other programs and events organized by folks who aren't in the White House. Except for one "series of literary events" hosted by the First Lady.

Evil wins when good people do nothing. The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.

We live in interesting times. Humans and this planet need EVERY THINKING BRAIN AND EVERY FEELING HEART.

The Office of the First Lady has had everyone in it from Hillary Clinton to this Mrs Stepford. Both lead and influence by example.

Conservatives whether men or women have very low opinions of women. Sit pretty, shut up,
go cook. Leave the important stuff to men.

What a waste of humans...


Anonymous said...

We deserve an explanation from Arcuri for his screwup today. "Another commitment" doesn't cut it.

What the hell went wrong?

Anonymous said...

Have you ever actually read The Divine Comedy? Classics professors love that "quote" because it sounds profound enough to be real, but anyone familiar with the text knows it's fake.

maimun said...

Truth hurts, don't it?

Leave it to the anonymous peanut gallery to yell from the shadows when I dare say that the empress has no clothes.

Then again, neither of them denied anything I said in my piece.

A1, if you knew what day and time it was going to be, you should have told me before it came.

A2, I haven't been to the deepest level of hell nor am I the one to assign people there, but I do hope that the sentiment in that quote is True.

Anonymous said...

What screwup? I didn't see any screwup. Arcuri can't help it if he doesn't like mango sausa. Nobody likes it but I suppose if Arcuri doesn't like it it could turn out to be a big thing. Imagine doing that to shrimp?

maimun said...

Since I'm probably the only one reading this who's grandfather's house has a mango tree in the back yard, the Stepford Mango Salsa recipe is something that's pretty horrible thing to do to mangoes.

Based on Mike's track record on cooking, I'd trust that he'd do a much better job in the kitchen too.