Got this in an email today and it's too funny to not save here.
Subject: A Juxtaposition? GROUNDHOG DAY
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition: One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog."